CHRISTMAS EVE AT THE WAVERLY

By: SayNO2Sanity

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Waverly
Several creatures were stirring, most of them gravely.

Bodies were hung by the furnace with care,
Everyone hoping fresh meat soon would be there.

Merriment was rampant by the playful dead,
Playing basketball and soccer with RealNut's head.

PunkieGirl was going crazy, inside blared rap,
"Don't make me come in there, turn off that crap!"

When beside the building, glass began to shatter,
Snicks throwing beer bottles, her eyes bright as she got madder.

Round the corner DeShadow, SayNO and Para took off in a flash,
"Your wife is crazy!" said SayNO and Para as they did quickly dash.

The moon was dim compared to Snicks' eyes red glow,
"You can run but you can't hide" Snicks anger did grow.

Pammie then questioned Snicks anger with fear,
"Got me nothing for Christmas, except a 6-pack of beer!"

Then suddenly in the sky a sleigh did appear,
A fat man in a red suit, pulled by eight reindeer;

Everyone vanished and watched the sleigh descend,
"Damn he's real, I thought he was pretend!"

"Come on Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen",
"You also Comet, Cupid, Donner and Blitzen";

"Our stomachs are empty, you magnificent beasts,
"Prepared over a fire, you'll make a wonderful feast!"

The incoming UFO caught 480 eyes,
When this guy lands, he'll have a big surprise,

Lower and lower the parcel now flew,
Dinner drew closer and St Nicholas too.

And then, like lunatics, they landed on the roof
The spirits surrounded them, every last hoof.

Santa was shocked when knocked off his sleigh,
Even more so the reindeer as they became prey.

Dave clubbed Dasher his 2"x 4" did land,
Hollyknows was smiling, Dancer's head in her hand.

Prancer and Vixen met a very quick fate,
AJW cleaned and gutted, readied for a plate.

The final four were bloodied they stood not a chance,
Perkyone, Stardust and LikesToTease in their organs did dance!

Attention now turned to the fat man on the ground,
Kicking and beating, his ass they did pound.

"I come with presents", he cried in defense,
"Unless it's new life, keep your nonsense".

His ribs were breaking, his teeth knocked out,
The Iplay ghosts triumphantly began to shout.

"You land on this roof, you stupid old man",
"There's no one alive here, what the hell was your plan?"

With an eerie snap from a violent twist of his head,
Santa lay motionless, mercifully now St Nick was dead.

BedrmiiZ stood stunned looking at the gruesome sight,
Her face grew angry and people retreated in fright!

"You people are incorrigible, just look what you've done!"
"You've killed him too quickly and lessened our fun!"

While no one was watching new spirits arose,
Of eight magical reindeer and a man in red clothes.

"You miscreants!" Santa exclaimed to the surprise of most,
"I'll continue my duties, but now as a ghost!"